One of the drawbacks of living in/around a major city is the cost of real-estate. Hence why our two-dog household resides on the second floor and why Miss Molly Moose may or may not use the balcony like a rest stop from time to time. I’m assuming its not the birds. Unless you’re my landlord. Its definitely the birds.
Its a good thing you’re so cute. Otherwise, I’d make earmuffs out of you.
The drawbacks, other than an insane neighbor, include a “no personal grill” policy which is equivalent to castration in the eyes of the hubs. For the first few months, we basically did without steak.
PERFECT SKILLET STEAK
After the “d” word [divorceforyousingles] was thrown around a few times, we realized we needed to grow as individuals and find a way around our steak problem. Thus began the 8 month endeavor of figuring out how to cook the perfect medium rare hunk of meat on a skillet. #firstworldproblems
The key is pepper. Lots of pepper. All the pepper. For some reason, without something to separate the meat from the skillet and create a crust, the heat is too much and shrinks the contact area of the meat while cooking. Then there’s not great surface area to cook evenly. I’m an engineer. Heat is my thang.
Secondary to pepper is a good cut of steak. Pictured are 2.5-3″ thick fillets, but I use the same process for flank steak [4 min/side]. So start by peppering the fuck out of the top and bottom of the steak.
If you love yourself, wrap it in bacon. You can’t go wrong.
Now you’re ready to start cooking. Heat 1-2 Tbsp olive oil, per steak, over med-high in a THICK BOTTOMED, non-stick skillet. This isn’t something you want to do in your $4 walmart non-stick. What do you live in a trailer? Caphalon, ladies and gents.
Enter steak. Leave it ~5-6 min/side. Seriously, don’t touch at it. Don’t look at it. Leave it. Turn on the fan too because its going to burn your eyes as the pepper crusts. If your eyes are open, which they shouldn’t be. Stop looking at it. Steak is about trust.
After 5.5 mins, flip it, throw a pat of butter on top and repeat. At the 11 min mark pull it. Then repeat the 5 min no touching process on a plate, aka resting. Serve with some cab. While, I recommend this black cherry and mocha variety, you may want to ask some one classier.